what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Obama = ebola

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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