- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Racial equality.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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