- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why are white people white? I don't know

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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