- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

poopy is poopy

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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