- Anti Joke

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What fires shots? A gun

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.