"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Your so gay, that you like men!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

what is red and smells like paint red paint

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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