why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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