- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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