there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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