- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

hashtags suck balls

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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