Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Anti Joke

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