There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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