- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

George W. Bush

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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