- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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