Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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KOOKABURRA

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Why? Why not?

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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