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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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