- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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