- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

can you pass the soap?

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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