A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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