- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What's your blood type? Red.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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