Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Get up Look in the mirror

Women's Rights

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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