- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Haha, I get it..

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Racial Equality

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

What's red, blue & green all over?

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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