A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Robin, get in the car!

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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