- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

every knight i see an owl at window

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insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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