- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Good job, son.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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