- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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