- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

An man walks to a bra

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

this website is a bad joke

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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