- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

A gay man watches football.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

knock knock who's there ?

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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