How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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A man did not like this site

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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