My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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