Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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