- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

why did the blue berry cross the road

your life

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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