Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What would u like to drink?

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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