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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Brain fart

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."