How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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