- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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