Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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