What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Anti Joke

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