- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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