- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What do you call an blank test? an F

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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