- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

do you wanna hear a joke school

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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