Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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