- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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