- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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