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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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