- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

you know whats not funny white boards.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What hurts like hell? HELL

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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