A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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