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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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