Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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