- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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