Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

well now

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Anti Joke

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