- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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