Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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I don't get it

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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How old are you? 7

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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