- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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