Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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This is an anti- joke

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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I walk into a bar...

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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