Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Potassium? K.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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