- Anti Joke

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.