How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Knock knock. Its open.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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