- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

think twice or at least think

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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