There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Granny porn!

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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