ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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