- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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