- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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