In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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mikey is cute

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Suck pussy

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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