- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

How do you scare a black man? You dont

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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