- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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