Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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