- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

A fat guy!

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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