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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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