- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Vaginal secretions

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

what do you call a black guy african american

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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