Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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-knock knock! -doors open

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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