- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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