- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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