- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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