- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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