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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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