A Jewish man walks by a penny.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

black chicken. kfc

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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