Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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