- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Nero, sure you are okay?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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