- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

No it doesnt..

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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