A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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