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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jordan is pregant

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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