- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's 9+10? 19

Yellow People !!

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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