- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What hurts like hell? HELL

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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