- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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