Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Once, I went to Peru.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Justin with a hat.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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