- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Obama = ebola

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Is maynaise an instrument?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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