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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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