- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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