- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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