- Anti Joke

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.