Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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