- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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