- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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