why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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