- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What stops a train? A missile

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What hurts like hell? HELL

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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