Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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360 NO SCOPE

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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