- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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