- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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