- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

That is so fetch

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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