- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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