- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Male leadership.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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