Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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