What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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How about that airline food?

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Anti Joke

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