- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dat shoe shine tho

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

A man was shot. He died.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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