- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

The Labour Party.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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