- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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