- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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