- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Knock knock. Its open.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Knock, Knock Come in

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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