- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

A fat guy!

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

antonis sister is mighty fine

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

womens rights.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

A lot eh?

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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