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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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