guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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