- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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