How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Jovan

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What do you call an arab ?

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Anti Joke

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