- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

There's my tractor.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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