Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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