- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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