- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Women's rights

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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