mikey is cute

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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hi penis ham telephone

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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