- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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