- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

This is not a joke.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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