- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

jd and zach loves vigina

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

WOw you have no life

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

CFL

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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