why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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A gay man watches football.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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