- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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