- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Knock Knock? Come in.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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