How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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A bar walks into a man

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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