what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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LOL

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Why? Because.

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